Monday, October 19, 2015

Massive Voter Turnout

Refuting reports of low voter turnout in Egypt's parliamentary elections, state media pointed to lines with wait times stretching over three hours to enter voting booths in the southern district of Sohag.

Qesm El Awal, Sohag

Monday, October 12, 2015

EXCLUSIVE: Pac-Man in Homs

Acknowledging his mistake in confusing a grainy upload from the video game Apache: Air Assault with real life footage of Russian airstrikes in Syria, leading Egyptian strategist Ahmed Moussa led off his his daily talk show with exclusive video showing Russian ground troops entering the contested city of Homs. In the video still, Russian commandos disguised as Pac-Man can be seen literally eating up enemy troops. 

"The ability to swallow up U.S.-Saudi-Qatari-Turkish conspirators Blinky, Inky, Pinky and Clyde with a single power pellet, and also devour the enemy-planted cherry, reveals the powers of Russian troops" declared Moussa. Moussa predicted the ground operations would be over after Level 9.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Klopp to Ahly


Mokhtar El-Tetsh, Cairo, Associated Bress

Egyptian football club Ahly, the self-proclaimed Club of the Century, today announced the appointment of Jurgen Klopp as its next manager. The hotly sought-after Klopp succeeds Fathi Mabrouk, following a disappointing season in which Ahly failed to win at either the domestic or international level.